it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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