dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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