Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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