I smell stomach acid.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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