whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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