HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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