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with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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