It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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