First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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