Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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