how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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