its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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