I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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