I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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