tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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