All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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