Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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