dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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