problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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