did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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