Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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