There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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