I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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