It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"