i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!