oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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