I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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