Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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