youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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