Define "chronic" masturbator.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Boobs speak an international language.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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