Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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