Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
pray to the hookup gods
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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