ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Randomize