We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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