what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
The uberlube is also flammable
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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