They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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