just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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