Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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