Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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