i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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