It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?