Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.