omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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