Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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