susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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