You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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