he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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