spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Randomize
