Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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