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Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I've blown a few things in my day
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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