I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm gonna fight the coyote
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Randomize
