Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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