This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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