do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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