did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
