There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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