we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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