they need to just BURY HIM!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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