I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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